Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Starship Troopers 3 Marauder: 10 Reasons to Avoid This Film!
10 The sound track sounds like it was done with a late 70's synthesizer played by a 12 year old with no talent and only three fingers.
9 This series of films was originally based on a noteworthy science fiction novel. They have fallen so far from it that it's embarassing.
8 Characters are completely unbelievable. Their backgrounds, performances, dialogue and interactions are poorly delivered and badly written.
7 The technology in this film would either never work (due to the pesky laws of physics) or simply doesn't make sense. Some of it even looks like it's from the 90's.
6 The directing is so bad that I am absolutely certain I could have done better myself with a super 8 in a maximum security prison.
5 The special effects are much worse than the first film. I've seen better effects in Swede movies.
4 Production design lacks any creativity. Everything is borrowed or stolen from other films and television shows. I'm sure they raided the props room for the original Lost in Space.
3 The main villain bug is a great big version of a part of the female anatomy in such great detail that this film should have been rated XXX.
2 Casper Van Dean is the best actor in the film by far.
1 Let me spoil the ending: almost everyone finds religion and the highest paid actors survive.
Easily the worst movie I've seen in over a decade.